Source: razzball.com --- Tuesday, May 01, 2018
Corey Seager hit the DL about 15 minutes after weekly lineups locked for the massive Ziplock . "Yo, I got more Ziplocks than a 5th grade bully stealing lunches," said the very un-woke fantasy baseballer (<--my mom's term!). Never bully, unless you're like Cougs and you say, "Bully bully," thinking it's "Dilly dilly." Don't tell Cougs she's out of touch! Then ten minutes later, in a cruel twist of fate, Seager told the world he needs Tommy John surgery that he should've had this offseason. Anyone who reads The Ball of Razz knows I hate Seager for fantasy, so I won't rub salt in your wounds if you drafted him, but you did it without my consent, so I could retain the legal services of Gloria Allred and send you to jail. Replacing Seager will be some combo pu-pu platter of Utley, Forsythe, Taylor and Kike. Corey should be back next year to the City of Angels without missing a beat, unlike Corey's Angels. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy Baseball: ...
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