Source: www.lonestarball.com --- Friday, December 01, 2017
I did it. I went forward and now I’m back. Well, I don’t really know how to say this, but I did it. I built a time machine and I saw the future. As many of you know, in addition to being a world renowned astrophysicist, I’m also an internationally acclaimed space engineer. So I did it. I took a 1990 Toyota Corolla and retrofitted it with a flux capacitor I bought using my vast reserves of bitcoin. Wasn’t all that hard actually, if, like me, you have all the PhDs. Just go to the dark web and search 4-chan-redditt-internet and you’ll find all the gear you’ll need. Anyway, I took the machine to May 11th, 2030 and you won’t believe what I found! Check out this blurb from our very own Lone Star Ball: “This is a night many Rangers fans have been longing for. It’s the much anticipated debut of Texas’ top prospect, Emilio Young. Everyone knows Emilio’s story: the middle son of the former All-Time hit leader for the Rangers, Emilio will make his debut at the ripe age of 20. He’ll be replacing 32 year-old slumping veteran Anderson Tejeda at shortstop. Tejeda, a key cog both on the field and off during Texas’ 2 World Championship seasons, has been plagued by hamstring issues and managed only a .177 average over the first month. Young comes to the big leagues after only 27 games in the minors’ Senior League, but scorched the Junior League last season to the tune of .321/.389/.511. It’s an exciting time for Rangers fans as they welcome the s ...
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